: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
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