it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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