Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
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boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
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You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Randomize