we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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