apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
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We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
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My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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