If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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