..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
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I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
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Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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