I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
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well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
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I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
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