Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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