just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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