fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
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Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
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My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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