i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
