school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
i now understand why vodka
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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