your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
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Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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