He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Randomize
