WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Randomize
