it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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