Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
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so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
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had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
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You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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