Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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