we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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