Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
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Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
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What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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