are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
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