What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
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Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
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No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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