how can u be prego again
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
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If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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