I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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