i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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