And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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