You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
