Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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