I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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