People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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