Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
