Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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