spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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