I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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