Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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