This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
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This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
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I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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