do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
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after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
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Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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