Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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