the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
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You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
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no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
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