I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
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This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
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you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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