Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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