Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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