party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
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Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
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Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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