The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
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I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
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Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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