Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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