i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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