Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
this will be a night to untag.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
