Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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