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you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
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I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
they're like a gay fantastic four
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
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I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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