ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
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I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
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I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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