i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
