the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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