Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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